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Stupid.
Did you know that once, not so very long ago, like, maybe a month or so, two fisherman were arrested for stealing a Budweiser truck. I'm not kidding. And do you know what these two truly intelligent members of society did? They laughed. They laughed when the policeman stopped them two blocks later, then they laughed when they were read their rights, then they laughed when they were put in a holing cell, and then they laughed when their bail was named at some amount that I'm sure their wives would not pay, and then they sobered up. And they were still laughing. I havn't heard anything about a trial yet, but I'm sure they'll laugh through that. Until the sentancing part, that is.
And then somewhere, even in the most powerful nation in the world, the US (ha ha, if you'll buy that one, I'll throw the golden gate in for free), there is, swear to god, a cult dedicated to the idea that any one, with enough piousness and practice, can walk on water. Yes, you too can preform the mericles that Jesus Christ himself is credited to. But, whatever you do, don't try it your bathtub. One dedicated cult member has already attempted, and, through a freak streak of bad luck, and balance, has "got himself perished", to use the immortal words from the Crow. Sheesh. Can't the Zealots be happy with thumping their bible and telling people like me that we're going to hell?
Trust me, I will put up more here, as soon as I get the chance.